As always, the third Monday in February (the 22nd this year) is a day for celebrating. That is, celebrating the 1732 birth of the first President of the United States, George Washington. As we honor our founding father, many of us will also be taking the time to share funny President’s Day jokes. Without further or do, here are some of all-time our favorite President’s Day jokes.
Get-ty your hands on a great book
Teacher: Do you know Lincoln’s Gettysburg Address?
Student: No, I thought he lived in Washington!
‘Celebrating President’s Day’ is a fantastic book for introducing young children to this unique holiday.
The father of all President’s Day jokes
What would you get if you crossed George Washington with cattle feed? The fodder of our country!
Learning the history of our country and its presidents is an incredibly important part of our education. Far from being disrespectful, jokes can help teach little ones about our founding fathers.
Set in stone
What rock group has four guys who don’t sing? Mount Rushmore!
If you’re stuck for celebration ideas for Presidents Day, this great book from Target will take you on a journey through some of the traditional President’s Day traditions and celebrations.
Jokes to fit the bill on President’s Day
What’s the difference between a duck and George Washington? Well, one has a bill on its face and the other has his face on a bill.
If you’re lucky enough to be able to celebrate President’s Day with friends and family, President’s Day Bingo is a super fun game to get the festivities off to a great start.
Laugh a minute
Here is one of the easiest President’s Day jokes! Which one of Washington’s officers had the best sense of humor? Laughayette.
Pun-ny jokes for President’s Day
Why did Barack Obama bulldoze the Rose Garden? He didn’t want any Bushes at the White House.
For some of the funniest President’s Day Jokes, President’s Day Jokes For Kids is a must-have for those with kids.
I do declare
Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? At the bottom.
It’s impossible to think about President’s Day without remembering JFK, and ‘Five Days In November’ offers some incredible insights into the tragic events of the 22nd of November 1963.
To top it all
Why did Lincoln wear a tall, black hat? To keep his head warm.
Hair raising fun for President’s Day
Why did Abe Lincoln grow a beard? He wanted to look like that guy on the five dollar bill. Get into the mood this President’s Day with a super awesome Abraham Lincoln mask to add a bit of fun to the proceedings.
Mark the spot
What was Thomas Jefferson’s favorite dessert? Monti jello.
For the book lovers in your life, this fantastic collection of presidential bookmarks is a great reminder of our unique and long history as they enjoyed their favorite novels.
Branching out
What was General Washington’s favorite tree? The infantry.
Game on
What do you call George Washington’s false teeth? Presidentures.
For lovers of Parks And Recreation, Knope For President is a hilarious game for the grown ups to crack some of these funny President’s Day jokes.
Honest George
Why was George Washington buried standing up? Because he never lied.
Celebrate in style this President’s Day with this super-cute kids George Washington costume.
Child’s play
How did Lincoln know that the North would win the Civil War? After a while, he took it for Grant-ed.
The Civil War For Kids is the ideal way to introduce children to this incredibly important part of America’s history.
Learning some of the best President’s Day jokes is a great way of celebrating our wonderful country and some of the inspiring people who have led it. So, use these jokes to make your kids laugh but don’t forget to explain their significance and give some historical context! That way, your kids will be getting a quick history lesson along with a few chuckles. Happy President’s Day!
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